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Dear Jack Frost

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Dear Jack Frost,

Why is it so fucking cold?
To me, winter you have not sold
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50 degrees is not a trend
Nor is it something one recommends
Yet time and time again
You creep with the wind with rules to bend
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This is beginning to grow old
Rescind your chills and quit being bold
Before I shove my foot between your ass folds



Love,
Sunshine Gold
Bear in mind I reside within an area subject to temperatures within the 80s[fahrenheit] as the commodity if you wish, and as of the day prior I had arisen in sudden to a drastic reduction of nigh 20 degrees in a single day's transition...
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Glenn132's avatar
As you know from science the earth is tilted so that is what causes winter to be cold so you shouldn't be complaining to Jack, but rather the earth for being tilted.

Continue reading if you are interested in the Biblical reason why the earth got tilted.
The earth became tilted because the sin of man caused God to set His mind on ruining earth to prevent sin from spreading. Thus the impending disaster that caused the earth to flood caused the earth to shift in rotation, likely from a comet impacting the earth on a body of water held up by earth's magnetic fields resulting in 40 days and nights of rain and really really really cold north and south poles.